"Who's the head bull-goose loony around here?"

Hi, my name is Sammy. I like to watch movies.

I thought of that old joke, y’know, the, this… this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doc, uh, my brother’s crazy; he thinks he’s a chicken.” And, uh, the doctor says, “Well, why don’t you turn him in?” The guy says, “I would, but I need the eggs.” Well, I guess that’s pretty much now how I feel about relationships; y’know, they’re totally irrational, and crazy, and absurd, and… but, uh, I guess we keep goin’ through it because, uh, most of us… need the eggs.

—Alvy Singer (Annie Hall)

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"Mister Candie, normally I would say "Auf wiedersehen," but since what "auf wiedersehen" actually means is "till I see you again", and since I never wish to see you again, to you, sir, I say goodbye." - Django Unchained (2012)

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fuckyeahbehindthescenes:

For some unknown reason, a full western brawl shut down production for several days.
The French Mistake (1974)

fuckyeahbehindthescenes:

For some unknown reason, a full western brawl shut down production for several days.

The French Mistake (1974)

People tell me I’m narcissistic but I disagree; if I were to identify with a figure from Greek mythology it wouldn’t be Narcissus, it would be Zeus.

—Woody Allen (via crematedadolescent)